why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
So, I decided to take a break from all the Agents of SHIELD angst and focus on something a little happier - like Pluto, and how they’re thinking of making it a planet again.
AND THEN I DISCOVERED THAT PLUTO’S MOON IS NAMED HYDRA.
I give up.
MY parents were arguing in the kitchen so I went downstairs to see what was going on but all I got is my mom saying over and over again “You cant buy pluto!” and my dad ranting “who’s gonna fuckin stop me??”
me: pluto is a planet?
me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!
me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!
Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
for me, my whole childhood I learned that it was a planet, and it was a planet, then they told me it wasn’t a planet anymore and everyone made jokes about it like, poor Pluto etc. and now that it’s probably a planet again ofc. I am happy to have it back